Funny jokes that everyone will laugh out loud at!

Lets tell jokes
Lets tell jokes!

Here we go with another roundup of good jokes, this is one of the most difficult, trying to collate jokes that everyone will laugh at! Perhaps there is no such thing because everyone has a different sense of humor after all. But lets have a go anyway, try them on friends and family and see what percentage hit rate you get. Some of these are very dumb, so prepare yourself.

What did the number zero say to the number eight?
Nice belt.

What do you call a psychic midget that has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.

What is yellow, warm, and dangerous?
Shark infested custard.

My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?
Feyoncé.

What does a midget get when he runs between a womans legs?
A clit round the ear and a flap across the face.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well known six offender.

Why do squirrels always swim on their backs?
So they don’t get their nuts wet.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber.

What was a more important invention than the first telephone?
The second one.

Did you know the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference?

I was recently asked by an equal rights campaigner how I viewed lesbians.
Apparently “in HD” wasn’t a good response.

What’s blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.

What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel.

Bill Gates farted in an apple store and stank out the entire place. It’s their own fault for not having windows.

Feel free to use the comments section below to add your best jokes lots of people will find funny. The ones Im especially interested in are the ones so bad they are good! Most people love those.

Funny jokes that everyone will laugh out loud at!
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